Sunday, March 29, 2009

Hi Blondie and Indu:

With age catching up, we will also be having our Bones Apart in due course. Great of you to remember.

As Project partners to Ram-Indu, Rohit-Jaya, I stuck out like a sore thumb. In fact, more like a Kabab-mein-haddi! I used to get  irritated as you guys normally vanished off in the afternoons. I remember sticking a note on your door. I 'nd U will meet for the Project at 2pm!

Here are a few captions, I've come up with since then…

When Sonia unexpectedly put Manmohan on the throne, I said "Sonia yet Sofa"

We market Plastic Pallets and our target is to get people to switch from wooden pallets. Our ad campaigns run as follows. "Let us not chop woods, to store our goods". Another one says "If I could, I never WOOD"

Our extra light Pallets are captioned "Light Delights"

We make Electrical Meter Boxes out of Fibre Glasss (called SMC): "Our SMC is a Glass Apart", "Ham Shock se kaam karte Hain". They help save Power and therefore "Bijli Giri, yahan Bijli Giri"

Our Tanks are made of virgin Plastics and therefore, it "Paani without Haani!"

We position our plastic chemical tanks against metal ones. "Rest Assured or Rust Assured?"

Our manufacturing process is Rotational Molding. For a seminar, I used "Revolution from Rotation". In fact, this caption became an International Seminar theme.

Yes guys, I am waiting to soak in the Rasam (and Auntys Chai). And of course, meet you'll too.

Anyone to take on the old man in Baddy singles? And what about squash?

Venky


1 comment:

  1. Venky!
    So good to hear from you.
    Glad you have been spicing up the dull world of tanks and moulds with your one-liners.
    Look forward to catching up soon.
    Luckily, this time there will be no projects to work on...
    :)
    Blondie

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